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**Marfisa** @marfisa@mastodon.social · 10h

10h

Marfisa @marfisa@mastodon.social

NSFW

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · 15h

15h

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

This is a person debating whether to buy a blahaj or an egg due to high price increases. The caption reads who would win with an egg on the right and a blahaj on the left

#blahaj #egg #economy

**Lisa S Baker Art** @LisaSBaker@mastodon.sdf.org · 16h

16h

Lisa S Baker Art @LisaSBaker@mastodon.sdf.org

Good Morning. A couple of fun new food art pieces. Happy Monday!

https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/sunny-side-mornings-lisa-s-baker.html

https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/cinnamon-roll-sunrise-lisa-s-baker.html

An art print of a egg sunny side up, bacon and a cup of coffee. Art by Lisa S Baker

An art print of a cinnamon roll, strawberries, and a cup of coffee. Art by Lisa S Baker.

#food #foodart #breakfast

**Poobah Says** @poobahsays@mastodon.social · 1d

Poobah Says @poobahsays@mastodon.social

From the Hollow #Chocolate #Egg, the Poobah says: “Only the #marzipan of true #belief can silence the honking of #invisible #rabbits chasing the sacred #omelette of forgotten #Mondays.”

A bewildered Poobah emerges from a cracked giant chocolate egg in a surreal spring meadow. He’s wearing bunny ears and holding a golden spoon like a sceptre. Around him, confused chicks bow, while transparent rabbits float mid-air chanting nonsense.

#QuoteOfTheDay #PoobahSays #MondayMotivation

**Rafael Salazar** @RafaelSalazar@mastodon.world · 1d

Rafael Salazar @RafaelSalazar@mastodon.world

Springtime Surprise for Easter Egg Hunting

https://rafaelsalazar.com/featured/springtime-surprise-rafael-salazar.html

A cheerful white bunny peeking from behind a giant blue Easter egg adorned with white flowers, set in a colorful spring landscape. Art by artist Rafael Salazar at RafaelSalazar.com

#Easter #bunny #egg

**Matthias** @XoMEoX@pixelfed.social · 1d

Matthias @XoMEoX@pixelfed.social

#egg #eye #easter #easteregg #photo #photography #iphone #iphone16pro #iphoneography #art

#art

**Cat** @introvertcatto@mstdn.party · 2d

Cat @introvertcatto@mstdn.party

Well the more I think, the more I confirm I am trans. Like I would pirate sims and play with female characters and try making her fall in love with other women (I am trans and bisexual/lesbian) while playing bitlife I'll play as a female character exclusively or I'll play as male character and make her trans and change gender, also I'll make all my characters gay. I also enjoyed playing dress up games on mobile. #trans #egg #myeggcracked

**thomas** @thomas@snabelen.no · 2d

thomas @thomas@snabelen.no

Jeg har altså gått eh, hen, og gjort et impulskjøp, helt uten plan, for hva jeg egentlig skal med det.

Hva skal man med ande-egg egentlig?

Noen som vet om noe bra med ande-egg? Altså er det noe de er bedre til enn hønse-egg? Eller er det en bonde som har tenkt at de eksisterer, ergo kan de spises og puttet det ut i butikken?

#norsktut #kjøkkenet #egg

**Cleef Hanger** @CleefHanger@mastodon.art · 2d

Cleef Hanger @CleefHanger@mastodon.art

And inside the mona de pascua there was...A plane!

Y dentro de la mona había un avioncito!

Froggelio riding a plastic blue old plane toy from a kinder surprise.

#plane #avion #kindersurprise

**Jennifer Jorgenson** @JenniferJorgenson@mstdn.social · 3d

Jennifer Jorgenson @JenniferJorgenson@mstdn.social

#egg #ai #AIArt

**Truthkast Newstalk Radio** @truthkast@mastodon.social · 4d

Truthkast Newstalk Radio @truthkast@mastodon.social

Today, #Trump said "we will go as far as we have to" to take #Greenland. Americans? Remember 'Day One' promises? Day one, he will end #Gaza war. Day one, he will end #Ukraine #war. Day one, he will bring down #egg prices. Day one, he will lower grocery prices. Day one, fix housing. etc. etc. etc.