My favorite character of Hungarian jokes is Aggressive Piglet. There are dozens of jokes, and they are... very quotable.
1.
#AggressivePiglet rides a bike, runs into a wall, and falls. Rabbit sees this.
"OMG, Piglet, are you okay?"
Piglet:
"Shut up! THIS IS HOW I PARK!"
2.
"Piglet, what are you doing up that tree?"
"Eating cherries!"
"But piglet, this is a pine tree!"
"I BROUGHT SOME!"
Finally, my favorite
3.
"Piglet, wake up! It will be 8 o'clock soon!"
"NO IT WON'T BE!"
@TarkabarkaHolgy I have a Hungarian friend, and now I feel like I understand him so much better 
@Violinknitter Oh yeah these are quintessentially Hungarian :D