Virginicus<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ohai.social/@TarkabarkaHolgy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>TarkabarkaHolgy</span></a></span> Apparently I have been married to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/AggressivePiglet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AggressivePiglet</span></a> for 25 years.</p>
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Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág<p>Some more Aggressive Piglet jokes. Because we all know people like this.</p><p>4.<br />Piglet walks into a bus station.<br />"I want a ticket!"<br />"Where to?"<br />"NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!"</p><p>5. <br />Piglet is failing an exam. Finally the teacher decides to be nice:<br />"Fine, I'll let you pass with a D."<br />"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"</p><p>6. (This one is for parents of toddlers)</p><p>Piglet falls into a pit. Rabbit shows up.<br />"Wait Piglet, I'll get you a ladder!"<br />"I'M NOT WAITING!!!"</p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Hungary" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Hungary</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/AggressivePiglet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AggressivePiglet</span></a> 🐷</p>
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág<p>My favorite character of Hungarian jokes is Aggressive Piglet. There are dozens of jokes, and they are... very quotable.</p><p>1.<br /><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/AggressivePiglet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AggressivePiglet</span></a> rides a bike, runs into a wall, and falls. Rabbit sees this.<br />"OMG, Piglet, are you okay?"<br />Piglet:<br />"Shut up! THIS IS HOW I PARK!"</p><p>2. <br />"Piglet, what are you doing up that tree?"<br />"Eating cherries!"<br />"But piglet, this is a pine tree!"<br />"I BROUGHT SOME!"</p><p>Finally, my favorite<br />3.<br />"Piglet, wake up! It will be 8 o'clock soon!"<br />"NO IT WON'T BE!"</p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Hungary" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Hungary</span></a> 🐷</p>
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