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fact: Naptime is one action.
You have a choice of the following options while the kid is out:

- Do a chore
- Inhale your food
- Stare vacantly into space
- Scroll through social media platform of choice
- Curl into a ball and cry
- Have a WhatsApp convo with friend
- Nap and regret
- Watch the clock as the minutes tick down
- Try to read
- Devour secret snack

@TarkabarkaHolgy If I've hoarded enough gold can I use a bonus action to hire a cleaner?... Please..