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Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág

fact: Naptime is one action.
You have a choice of the following options while the kid is out:

- Do a chore
- Inhale your food
- Stare vacantly into space
- Scroll through social media platform of choice
- Curl into a ball and cry
- Have a WhatsApp convo with friend
- Nap and regret
- Watch the clock as the minutes tick down
- Try to read
- Devour secret snack

@TarkabarkaHolgy If I've hoarded enough gold can I use a bonus action to hire a cleaner?... Please..

@TarkabarkaHolgy My choice was "sleep when the baby sleeps", I wouldn't be able to do anything else 💤😴

@physicman I wish :deadinside: recently my older daughter came home from preschool during the twins’ nap time every day so I never even got to doom scroll 😂

@TarkabarkaHolgy

Save every one of these posts. Then, as the child is celebrating its PdD, congratulate them and hand them a hardcopy. And a bill.

@TarkabarkaHolgy

I had twins who try as I might, I barely ever got to nap in sync…no time for any actions! They have a close bond but their circadian rhythms were and still are very different.