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Random Loot Table

Roll D10 when you return home with toddler from a walk and take the winter layers off

1: half a muffin in crumbs
2: cool pebbles
3: suspiciously inactive snail
4: wasn't this your lunch yesterday?
5: CONKERS
6: plush toy but wet
7: two bites of pizza
8: Chthulhu (slightly chewed)
9: toilet paper
10: your keys

@TarkabarkaHolgy Can you elaborate on the slightly chewed Cthulhu? 😂