#ToddlerDnD
Random Loot Table
Roll D10 when you return home with toddler from a walk and take the winter layers off
1: half a muffin in crumbs
2: cool pebbles
3: suspiciously inactive snail
4: wasn't this your lunch yesterday?
5: CONKERS
6: plush toy but wet
7: two bites of pizza
8: Chthulhu (slightly chewed)
9: toilet paper
10: your keys
@TarkabarkaHolgy Can you elaborate on the slightly chewed Cthulhu? 
@TarkabarkaHolgy "Wet playground sand? We didn't even go *near* the playground on our walk."
@TarkabarkaHolgy
Take the bag of infinite holding away from tiny human :)