Today's #ToddlerDnD moment:
"I search the room for loot."
"There is no loot."
"I search again."
"No need. You succeeded your roll. There is no loot in this room."
"I yell NOW."
"Yelling NOW won't make loot appear out of thin air."
"Are you sure? I'm gonna try anyway."
@TarkabarkaHolgy Yelling NOW attracts half-a-dozen drunken mind flayers looking for fun.
@cenbe And they get their mind flayed by toddler screams 