"And this is why we were able to domesticate dogs to the point where they can play poker." - KATIE GOLDIN, Dogs Playing Poker, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalPokerDay #KatieGoldin

"Why are the dolphins so nice?" - MOUJAN ZOLFAGHARI, Going To The Beach, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalDolphinDay #MoujanZolfaghari

"There's a beaver dam in Canada!" - KATIE GOLDIN, Beavers, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #InternationalBeaverDay #KatieGoldin

"I ate crayon." - KATIE GOLDIN, Chalkboards, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalCrayonDay #KatieGoldin

"And we also got the name 'pencil' from the Romans!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, No. 2 Pencils, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalPencilDay #AlexSchmidt

"Are modern pencils in two halves?" - DANA GOULD, No. 2 Pencils, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalPencilDay #DanaGould

"He's incompetent, which is why no one likes him, including his dog!" - KATIE GOLDIN, Halloween Costumes, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #KatieGoldin

"He's, like, just goofing around!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, Daylight Saving Time, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalGoofOffDay #AlexSchmidt

"It's almost Pi Day!" - ROSS BLOCHER, The Dollar Sign, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #PiDay #RossBlocher

"That is a nice toilet!" - DIANA MCCALLUM, Rest Areas, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #WorldPlumbingDay #DianaMccallum

"Barbie was number one." - ALEX SCHMIDT, Halloween Costumes, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalBarbieDay #AlexSchmidt

"I can't imagine ordering ice cream!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, No. 2 Pencils, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #33FlavorsDay #AlexSchmidt

"I like the way you pronounce Pokémon!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, The Name Alex, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalTradingCardDay #AlexSchmidt

"Garfield, the president, was first!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, Grover Cleveland, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #PresidentsDay #AlexSchmidt

"And so you get something that is milder than most Cheddar!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, American Cheese, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalCheddarDay #AlexSchmidt

"They coined the name Hidden Valley." - ALEX SCHMIDT, Ranch Dressing, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #AlexSchmidt

"There were limes in Florida!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, Limes, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalFloridaDay #AlexSchmidt

"Daylight Saving Time started as a Ben Franklin joke!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, Daylight Saving Time, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #BenjaminFranklinDay #AlexSchmidt

"They're not even the smartest bird." - KATIE GOLDIN, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalBirdDay #KatieGoldin

"It turns out the staff at Ellis Island rarely, if ever, changed the surnames of immigrants that came through there!" - ALEX SCHMIDT, Surnames, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #EllisIslandDay #AlexSchmidt