I make no exceptions! #Pun #Puns.

#Pun #Puns.

I have a pet tree.

It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.

I've read that the Intelligence Community has a newspaper ️ and it's so secret that even the ads are classified.

10yo: Are there any chips left?

Me: I think there’s one little bag left.

10yo (looking): Yeah, there’s a little bag of potato chips left. Just one.

Me: Okay good, you can have it.

10yo: The Last of Utz

I see Slawter's tag all over the place. Wouldn't it be great if Slawter's first name was Cole?

Ich khruang, also bin ich.

Khruangbin - A La Sala Album

A political #pun of sorts #uspol

#sandwriting #pun @casilli

Oh deer, what a beautiful morning run.
#Pun

Here's a dumb joke to start off your weekend (I put this together for a flyer for a community garden).

Do you think you can simply hold 20l of fuel?

- Well i can't, but Jerrycan!

I went down to the paint store to get thinner.

It didn't work.

I'm still fat.