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#Silly #toot:

You are given the Scepter of the Knights of Who Say "Ni!" to hold for one day.

It gives you the right to make a single decree that will be law on the entire Earth for one year.

What law will you decree?

SILLY ANSWERS, ONLY. This is to have fun, not bring up heavy and disheartening topics.

Here's mine:

"From henceforth and forevermore (or 365.25 days from the commencement of the decree, whichever is shorter), any persons caught speaking a sentence out loud containing the phrase "however comma" shall be held in stocks for 24 hours, lashed 39 times upon their left buttock with wet fettucine, and forced to speak in sentences comprised completely of 'Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!' for not less than one calendar month!"

Ob nun #zukunft'tig noch weitere Toots von mir hier erscheinen weiss ich noch nicht und wenn ja dann evt. nur für die #Follow'er*innen und nicht mehr allgemein #offentlich…? Die alten #Toot's werden evt. dann konsequent nach und nach vollständig automatisiert #geloscht (ô¿ô)

Dies natürlich #ausGrunden und ist #keinAprilScherz im #Fediverse so wie auch auf den anderen #SocialMedia's – Eine #online und #News-#Pause sollte ich für mich auf jeden Fall mal durchführen (•_•)

Awakened @ 4 am well ahead of my weekend plans. Saw a #toot early on about a big $$ influencer / Mike Huckabee & his latest Trump gig. :(
And it's been doom scrolling there after...
I'm excited that we have a nice Spring Sat ahead.
Bill

Coupla Yahoo comments for ya.
:) :(