From the #Soggy #Postbag of Regrettable #Correspondence
The Poobah says:
“Dearest Aunt Blenda,
I write with #sticky #fingers and a heavy #scalp. Uncle Trevor’s experimental #marmalade #toupee has, once again, attracted #bees. The #breakfast nook is in disarray, the #cat is #traumatised, and Trevor insists it’s ‘a #zesty new look’. We’ve locked him in the #pantry with a #flute and the last of the #chutney. Hope your #shingles clear up.
Yours in #citrus and #confusion,
#Poobah.”