Me: "Honey, please go to sleep."
Child, doing the Downward Facing Dog half off the bed, screaming: "I AM SLEEPING!"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why mommy deserves to buy another book.
@TarkabarkaHolgy
One day you WILL find them sleeping like that. Remember to snap a pic 
@TarkabarkaHolgy Book purchase 100% justified.