The Four Apocalyptic Horsemen of Toddler Parenting:
Sleep Deprivation
Guilt
Unsolicited Opinions
Pestilence (reprising his role because daycare is the pits)
@TarkabarkaHolgy I would have said the four are:
Why
No
[Name unpronounceable – sounds like sobbing facedown into a carpet]
War (reprising his role because of obvious reasons)