Me, after 60 minutes of bedtime struggle bus:
"I'm just going to pretend I'm asleep. I'm not going to react to ANYTHING."
Child creature: *Cheerfully walks a plush penguin up my arm and makes it pee in my ear*
Me: *immediately fails all Stealth checks*
@TarkabarkaHolgy that sounds like an impossibly high DC 
@TarkabarkaHolgy Jesus, I had to read it thrice because, tired as I am, I was missing the word 'it" in "makes it pee in my ear".