Child, playing with the color coded dice: "PINK! PINK!"
Me: "That's not how dice work, honey. You can't just tell them what you want to roll."
Child: *rolls (actually rolls) pink 3 times in a row, gives me a shit-eating grin* "PINK!"
Me: "Welp, playing D&D with you will be fun..."
@TarkabarkaHolgy The dice gods blessed the child