*Long Rest*
Regain all lost hit points
*Short Rest*
Regain hit points equal to constitution modifier + roll
*Naptime Rest*
Regain half of hit points, and spend the other half watching the clock to see how many minutes are left before the kid wakes up
*Husband Is Feeding the Kid Rest*
Poop in Peace
*Peppa Episode Rest*
Summon Coffee (prepared spell)
*Bedtime Rest*
Fall asleep while humming, wake up Disoriented
*Grandparents Are Here Rest*
Pass out for 4 hours