"I encountered a new legendary weapon... it deals 10d10 acid damage, 5d8 emotional damage to both wielder and victim, temporarily lowers your Wisdom, flays your mind, and transforms a Small creature into a Shrieking Terror."
"Holy hell, what is it called?"
"NASAL SPRAY"
@TarkabarkaHolgy My gods, between that and ear medicine.
@Kahumahu right now it's nose and eye drops over here 
@TarkabarkaHolgy I won't lie, I still struggle heavily with eye-drops to this day, lol.