"So if I eat all the veggies, and put away the puzzle pieces I spilled, and wash my hands, and go to bed nicely, THEN can I please cast Mage Hand to reach into the TV and pet that dog?"
"For the last time, I am your mother, not your warlock patron."
@TarkabarkaHolgy May I ask "what level" this amazing little magic user is? Eagerly awaiting to introduce my own little adventurer to ttrpgs.
@ike these are imaginary scenarios comparing parenting to D&D parties it will be a few years before we can start on ttrpg yet...