Beginner storytellers often ask me for advice on how to prepare for performances. So here it is:
Tighten your bra straps.
@TarkabarkaHolgy oh my word, I can just imagine!
@sheepnik Nothing dramatic, but it is VERY uncomfortable to perform while your bra straps are slowly crawling down your arms... 
@TarkabarkaHolgy Hear, hear! If I had a nickel....
@TarkabarkaHolgy i think this toot alonet qualifies for an award in epic (short) #StoryTelling 
@TarkabarkaHolgy Not quite the rallying call one would have expected from Brunhilde* and/or Valkyries* before going into battle.
(* Dear Dr, I expect to be corrected, but used for comic effect :) )