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#RandomVignettes 141. Given the times we live in...

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This cartoon has 9 suggestions for new Emojis, all variations of the poop emoji. The text reads 'Humble suggestions for new EMOJIS'.

#poop #emoji #suggestions

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#RandomVignettes 140. Meanings.

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In this cartoon there is a person swinging a stop sign after a person in a car who just ran them over.

#ccby #comic #motordom

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Complete the Vignette. What is happening here??

(Finished Vignette later today!)

Incomplete vignette #140. A person driving in a car looking surprised at the rearview mirror. A shoe dangling from the front.

#ccby #fedigame #question

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#RandomVignettes 139. A pun in Japanese about art and food because I have my priorities straight.

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This cartoon is a pun in which Vincent Van Gogh is having Japanese dinner. Underneath him is a label that reads 'Vincent Bangohan' (in katakana and kanji), and Van Gogh says 'Itadakimasu' (in hiragana).

#ccby #freeculture #日本語

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#RandomVignettes 138. Ishmael & Queequeg

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This cartoon is a reference to two characters in Herman Melville's novel 'Moby Dick'. Ishmael and Queequeg are standing on top of the white whale Moby Dick in a 'king of the world' pose from Titanic, Queequeg hugging Ishmael from behind. Moby Dick is looking mad, with some harpoons sticking out of it. They are all framed by a heart made by rope, and in the background there's a dark sky and an angry ocean.

#mobydick #freeculture #cartoon

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#RandomVignettes 136. Asking for a friend.

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In this vignette Ralph -- an anthropomorphic bird -- is asking a politician: "We would like to know: What will it take for your party to stop being the Lesser Evil and start being the Kinda Good Ones'??", while pointing a microphone at them. The politician looks uncomfortable as they adjust their tie.

#webcomic #comics #ccby

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#RandomVignettes 135. It's shiny and it glides.

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In this cartoon a rich CEO has jumped out of a burning corporate building and two people look at them from the building. The CEO is gliding away on a parachute made of gold.

One says "Is-- is that a parachute made out of GOLD?? How is that even physically possible?"

The other replies "The ways of the absurdly wealthy would be mysterious -- were they not so incredibly obnoxious."

#golden #parachute #cartoon

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#RandomVignettes 134. Bomb Joke.

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In this cartoon the cartoonist runs past an unsuspecting audience and nervously throws a bomb labeled "contentious comic".

#freeculture #comic #webcomic

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#RandomVignettes 133. Here to Stay.

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In this cartoon, a giant capitalist is controlling a puppet and sayng:
"At this point, 'Gen AI' is here to STAY. So, we might as well just, you know, accept it being PUSHED on us. It is progress, after all! We CAN'T stand in the way of progress, whatever the cost!!'.
The puppet is on a stage talking to a group of people that look like it, and hiding the capitalist behind a curtain.

#noAI #puppet #comic

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#RandomVignettes 132. UK Succulents.

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In this cartoon, Ralph, an anthropomorphic bird of sorts, is surprised to see a shelf at a nursery labeled "UK SUCCULENTS", with a bunch of aloes labeled "ALOE GOV'NA".

#ccby #freeculture #puns

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#RandomVignettes 131. WTY30s. BaMu

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Cartoon in which a person is sitting on a couch looking at the reader and saying "I am paying waaaaay more attention to my bowel movements than before".

Title reads Welcome to your 30s

#webcomic #freeculture #ccby

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#RandomVignettes 129. It goes around

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In this vignette an angry person throws a boomerang labeled "actions" that circles around them and is now labeled "consequences", and is about to hit them in the head.

#freeculture #comic #webcomic

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#RandomVignettes 128. Byproduct.

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In this vignette a capitalist (and an AI robot arm) go for someone's thoughts (labelled originally "Cultural Work" and relabled "IP"), while kicking that someone in the face.

#ccby #freeculture #byproduct

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#RandomVignettes 126. Among other things,

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A drawing of a fist with drawing utensils in it, labeled "Art is Labour". Multiple art forms streak from the center behind it.

#freeculture #art #is

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#RandomVignettes 124 & 125

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Cartoon. Three adults are laughing out loud. Text reads "Fig. 2. Adults finding out that other adults have also been winging it all along".

Cartoon. A bunch of cars populate the frame, and the people inside them all frown and clench their teeth and say "Everything Everyone Does Around Me IS A Personal Affront".

#cartoons #webcomics #motordom

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#RandomVignettes 120-123.

Sorry I haven't posted here as often!

RV 121. Reporters stand before politicians at press conference.

Politician says:

"Well... after reviewing the proposed 'Fix-All-The-Problems' bill, we have reched the conclusion that it's... good. But... just not quite good enough. SO. Rather than approve it and work on it, we will TRASH it and, you know, just maintain the good ol' STATUS QUO. It's a win-win."

RV 123. Hungry peeps go towards pizza.

Text reads: "The Unhealthy Penchant for Pizza... IT BECKONS".

RV 122.

A man measures a sidewalk with an 8in ruler. Text reads "Andre McMoses, City Engineer, makes sure sidewalk size remains as unobtrusive as possible."

RV 120.

A bunch of people stand in front of a burning earth. They glare at a rich person while holding a tiny cheque, long lists of bills, a baby and an eviction notice. The rich person seems confounded and says "...But... WHY are you SOOOO MAD?"

#freeculture #webcomics

Jectoons @jectoons@comicscamp.club

#RandomVignettes 118. Fiery passion.

In this cartoon a couple of people are looking at a movie poster for a movie called "Fiery Passion", which has an advisory that reads "WARNING: This film may permanently warp your perception and expectations regarding love, sex and relationships".

Behind them there's a line of people.

#webcomics #cartoon #freeculture

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#RandomVignettes 117. 20% Crunch.

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In this cartoon there's a transversal view of a bag of chips. Only 20% of it has chips, the rest is air.

Bottom reads fig.1 Anatomy of a bag of chips.

#comics #chips #crisps

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#RandomVignettes 116. Cereal.

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In this cartoon a person is leaning on a shopping cart with a posture that denotes utter despair. Behind them is a grocery store shelf with multiple cereals, but one of the rows is empty.
The title of the cartoon is "Inconvenient things to wish upon people who wrong you", and the caption is "I hope your favorite cereal is sold out".

#webcomic #comic #freeculture

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#RandomVignettes 115. Artistic Chickens.

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#comic #webcomic #chickens #ideas

In this cartoon we see inside some person's head. It's full of chickens trying out multiple artistic endeavors.
One in the middle is shouting "please, ONE AT A TIME!".

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