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YunaDear Gradle, Why So Stubborn? Do I do something wrong?Watching juniors try to set up a project and being greeted by cryptic stack traces like it's some kind of initiation ritual.`Unsupported class file major version 61` `invalid CEN header zip64 no access package`, ...Java can compile code for older versions just fine. It's literally designed for that. Oh why, must Gradle behave like a bitter librarian who refuses to hand over a book unless I whisper the exact Dewey Decimal Code? Every other Language will laugh again at java, seeing this.💡 Why is Gradle bound to a java version? And if Gradle knows it needs Java 11… why doesn't it just do this for me? Like using `/usr/libexec/java_home -v 11` in background?🤖 Is there a clean way to force Gradle into submission without adding another tool like SDKMAN or jabba or YunaBraska/gradle-java-fix or whatever the trendy painkiller of the week is?<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Java" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Java</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Gradle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gradle</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildTools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BuildTools</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperProblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperProblems</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JDK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDK</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingPain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingPain</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CleanCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CleanCode</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/OpenJDK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenJDK</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodeNewbie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeNewbie</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BackendDev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BackendDev</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildFails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BuildFails</a>

XDEV SoftwareYour Maven build never sounded this good! 🎶🤠 This April Fools' Day, sneak our Music Maven Plugin into your repo and watch your teammates spiral into a country-fueled debugging session. 😏 <a href="https://xdev.software/music-maven-plugin" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://xdev.software/music-maven-plugin</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xdevsoftware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#xdevsoftware</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aprilfools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aprilfools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#prank</a>

TechGeeksApparelLife’s too short for bad commits. Ever had to fork a project to fix someone else’s mess? 🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/fork-it-funny-coder-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/fork-it-funny-coder-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ForkIt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ForkIt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSourceLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenSourceLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

TechGeeksApparelError 404: Human Not Found Too much debugging, too little sleep… at this point, I might be an AI. Who else feels this? Check it out: <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/error-404-human-not-found-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/error-404-human-not-found-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Error404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Error404</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeZombie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeZombie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

TechGeeksApparelDaily Routine: Coffee Code Repeat until the deadline hits.🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/code-coffee-repeat-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/code-coffee-repeat-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CoffeeFirst" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CoffeeFirst</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareEngineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends. I present to you... the <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/deploydocus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#deploydocus</a>.<a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devops</a>

🔻#LΔṈDBΔCK☕ vs. 📜 Java and JavaScript are as related as coffee and a grocery list—one fuels your work, the other scripts your distractions! 🚀 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MarketingLies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarketingLies</a>

Dev LeaderWhy did the web developer fail their driving test? ... .. . They couldn't handle all the traffic.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

CX-7That moment when your career flashes before your eyes 👀<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

Summon The JSONCoding isn’t just syntax—it’s creativity, problem-solving, and bringing ideas to life. It doesn’t have to be dull. It should be bold, exciting, and yours.💡 Wear it loud: <a href="https://summonthejson.com/products/coding-doesn-t-have-to-be-dull-retro-coder-shirt-premium-soft-fit-developer-shirt" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://summonthejson.com/products/coding-doesn-t-have-to-be-dull-retro-coder-shirt-premium-soft-fit-developer-shirt</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codershirt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codershirt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coderlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coderlife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerfashion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerfashion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnycodershirt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funnycodershirt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwareengineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwareengineer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/geekwear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#geekwear</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a>

Hank G ☑️<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

Dev LeaderMy dog ate my programming homework. ... .. . It took him a couple of bytes.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechFun</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a>

YunaDo we really need all these layers to manage and maintain? Sometimes a simple compass does the job better than a cloud-connected smartphone app. Let’s bring back more KISS and YAGNI principles to development. 🚶‍♂️⛰️ <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareSimplicity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareSimplicity</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/KISS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KISS</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/YAGNI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YAGNI</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperExperience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperExperience</a>

Henry FisherPeople often ask me when <a href="https://dindon.one/@mastogram" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mastogram</a> will become OpenSource. And when they hear my answer — "never" — their reactions are always amusing. First comes the inevitable "why?", followed by, sometimes, outright indignation: "That's not right!" I usually finish them off with a "joke" about introducing premium features.The funniest part is that those advocating for open-source are almost always software developers — the very same people who go to work and get paid a nice salary for their efforts. And every time, a loud question pops into my head: why on earth should I write my code for free or stand around with a crypto-wallet in hand, begging for spare change?It’s easy to play the office Che Guevara when your paycheck is guaranteed! To those “revolutionaries,” I have just one suggestion: quit your job and test your commitment to pure, unadulterated altruism. No hypocrisy allowed.<a href="https://dindon.one/tags/OpenSourceDebate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenSourceDebate</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareDevelopment</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/CodeEthics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeEthics</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/PremiumFeatures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PremiumFeatures</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/AltruismVsReality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AltruismVsReality</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/TechPhilosophy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechPhilosophy</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/WorkAndWorth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WorkAndWorth</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/OfficeCheGuevara" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OfficeCheGuevara</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/notg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notg</a>

.lessWhy decorate a real tree when you can 'docker run' one? 🎄✨ Meet XmasTree: blinking lights, zero cleanup, 100% festive geekery. 🌟🎁 <a href="https://github.com/pointless-code/xmas-tree" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/pointless-code/xmas-tree</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Docker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Docker</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/XmasTree" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#XmasTree</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ASCIIArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ASCIIArt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HolidayHacks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HolidayHacks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerminalMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TerminalMagic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Geekmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Geekmas</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeChristmas</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pointless" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pointless</a>

Tom Smykowskiconst todayOffset = new Date().getTimezoneOffset();const yesterdayOffset = new Date(Date.now() - 864e5).getTimezoneOffset();if (todayOffset !== yesterdayOffset) { console.log("Mini Jet Lag Alert!");}<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/CodeNewbie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeNewbie</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/100DaysOfCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#100DaysOfCode</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/ProgrammerLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerLife</a>

Dev LeaderBeing a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie ... .. . where you're both the criminal and the investigator.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

Tom SmykowskiProgrammers be like: 'It's not a bug, it's a feature.' Designers be like: 'It's not a choice, it's a vibe.' <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminglife</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/designlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#designlife</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/designerproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#designerproblems</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techhumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/uxvsdev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#uxvsdev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coderlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coderlife</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/webdesign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#webdesign</a>

Dev LeaderWhy do Pythonists hate whitespace? ... .. . It makes their code snakey.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechFun</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingJokes</a>

Zark MuckerburgA friend of mine had to stay late at work for a large bug bash with his team. The boss to make it fun played Taylor Swift songs in the background. The team referred to it as the Errors tour <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/swifties" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#swifties</a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/sorry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sorry</a>

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