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Peter Hanecak<p>Toto dam ako <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>, kedze to je uz dlho hadam takmer vsetkym jasne, len to poniektori nechcu uznat, aby tzv. "nestratili tvar" ci "nezradili bandu":</p><p>"Ministerská katastrofa</p><p>A na záver niečo k výsledkom práce tretej ikonickej postavy súčasnej koalície – Martiny Šimkovičovej, ktorá nakoniec dokázala nemožné a ničí ešte aj tú ňou samou vzývanú slovenskú a žiadnu inú kultúru." 1/2</p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4598505/newsfilter-mozno-taku-katastrofu-fico-a-spol-ani-nezamyslali-ale-to-ich-nezbavuje-zodpovednosti/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4598505/newsfilter-</span><span class="invisible">mozno-taku-katastrofu-fico-a-spol-ani-nezamyslali-ale-to-ich-nezbavuje-zodpovednosti/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SKpolitika" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SKpolitika</span></a></p>
Large Format Projectionist<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> woke up this morning realizing that motorcycling 70 mph @ 40F for 8hrs/day and 6 days will be...unpleasant.</p><p>Re-routing my westward ride south. Striving to keep altitudes and latitudes as low as long as possible</p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Breaking news: Medical professionals discover that scanning people with radiation might actually be harmful to their health. Next, they'll tell us that drinking bleach isn't the cure for cancer. 🥴 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RadiationRevelation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RadiationRevelation</span></a><br><a href="https://www.ucsf.edu/news/2025/04/429791/popular-ct-scans-could-account-5-all-cancer-cases-year" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">ucsf.edu/news/2025/04/429791/p</span><span class="invisible">opular-ct-scans-could-account-5-all-cancer-cases-year</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MedicalResearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MedicalResearch</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RadiationHealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RadiationHealth</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HealthAwareness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HealthAwareness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>1/4 Zo sekcie <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>:</p><p>"Župan <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lunter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Lunter</span></a>: Vláda nás zabáva vymyslenými témami, parlament funguje, akoby Slovensko ani nemalo problémy"</p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4589422/zupan-lunter-vlada-nas-zabava-vymyslenymi-temami-parlament-funguje-akoby-slovensko-ani-nemalo-problemy/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4589422/zupan-lunte</span><span class="invisible">r-vlada-nas-zabava-vymyslenymi-temami-parlament-funguje-akoby-slovensko-ani-nemalo-problemy/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OndrejLunter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OndrejLunter</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>1/4 Tzv. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>:</p><p>"generálnym prokurátorom by nemal byť človek, ktorý je trestne stíhaný alebo obžalovaný."</p><p>Ale, povedal to p.p. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PeterPellegrini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PeterPellegrini</span></a> … "tak ja ti nevim, Karle"¹.</p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4588779/newsfilter-zacal-sa-vazny-mocensky-suboj-medzi-pellegrinim-a-ficom/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4588779/newsfilter-</span><span class="invisible">zacal-sa-vazny-mocensky-suboj-medzi-pellegrinim-a-ficom/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Denn%C3%ADkN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DenníkN</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NewsFilter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NewsFilter</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Zo sekcie <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>:</p><p>"Štátny ústav kontroly liečiv odkázal Petrovi Kotlárovi, že na odbornú diskusiu treba rešpektovať vedecké poznatky."</p><p><a href="https://dennikn.sk/minuta/4582473/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">dennikn.sk/minuta/4582473/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%C5%A0%C3%9AKL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ŠÚKL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PeterKotl%C3%A1r" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PeterKotlár</span></a></p>
INTENTIONALLY blank<p><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/pAnm5enzhRk" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/pAnm5enzhRk</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>I feel like it is worth mentioning that anyone with half a brain that's been even slightly paying attention to anything would know this.</p><p>No shade to Ms. Harris, but she's hardly a Cassandra for being able to prognosticate here. I mean, it's painful to think there were people who thought Project 2025 wouldn't do exactly what it has done.</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Obvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Obvious</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WreckingBall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WreckingBall</span></a> was <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Obviois" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Obviois</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚨🚨 Breaking News: Captain Obvious Uncovers 'Big LLM' Conspiracy! 💡 Apparently, AI isn't free and requires, gasp, resources! 🤑 Who knew? Let's all clutch our pearls and riot... oh wait, we wouldn't! 😴<br><a href="https://www.dolthub.com/blog/2025-04-09-weve-been-conned-the-truth-about-llms/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">dolthub.com/blog/2025-04-09-we</span><span class="invisible">ve-been-conned-the-truth-about-llms/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIConspiracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AIConspiracy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LLMresources" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LLMresources</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> = <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FicoKlame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FicoKlame</span></a></p><p>Pri Covid-19 hovoril cca "odbornici nemaju pravdu", pri krivacke a slintacke hovori cca "odbornici maju pravdu".</p><p>A nie je to o tom, ze on sam by sa napr. lepsie vyznal v kravach nez ludoch a to by malo vplyv na rozdiel vo vyjadreniach.</p><p>Je to len a len o tom, ze zneuziva pocity, nalady, informacie a dezinformacie na vlastny benefit. Klame, aby sa udrzal pri moci a vyhol stihaniu. Bez ohladu na to, kolko ludi ci krav zomrie.</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/@Ladham_t" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Ladham_t</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/@Ladham_t/114311851148619448" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodonczech.cz/@Ladham_t/114</span><span class="invisible">311851148619448</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fico" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fico</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/B%C3%B6d%C3%B6r" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bödör</span></a> na Urade vlady:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> : cele zle, kedze "mafia vladne"</p><p>Dolezita vedlajsia otazka: Kto je boss a kto je poskok?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SKpolitika" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SKpolitika</span></a></p><p>p.s.: podobne potom mozeme uvazovat o due donold+emon</p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🖥️🤯 Ah, the age-old tale: breaking stuff to learn stuff. What a groundbreaking revelation! Next, we'll discover that using chopsticks is easier when you practice. 🙄 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RevolutionaryInsights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RevolutionaryInsights</span></a><br><a href="https://danielsada.tech/blog/carreer-part-1-the-foundation-years/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">danielsada.tech/blog/carreer-p</span><span class="invisible">art-1-the-foundation-years/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/breakingstufftolearn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>breakingstufftolearn</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/revolutionaryinsights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>revolutionaryinsights</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/learningthroughfailure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>learningthroughfailure</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/obvioustruths" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>obvioustruths</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>1/2 „Trest má dostať ten, kto zákon porušil.“</p><p>~ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VeronikaRemi%C5%A1ov%C3%A1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>VeronikaRemišová</span></a></p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/minuta/4557745/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">dennikn.sk/minuta/4557745/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Tzv. "jedna pravda":</p><p>1. verzia "vedecky konsenzus": toto tvrdime a tu mate k tomu data, navod a referencie, aby ste si to mohli sami overit<br>2. verzia "(napr.) Kotlar": toto tvrdim, data vam neukazem, navod ani referencie vam tiez nedam</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>: To prve ma sancu sa pravde priblizit. To druhe je najma o klamstve a manipulacii.</p><p>1/3</p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Pre istotu, aby bolo jasno, resp. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>:</p><p>Najvacsi vrahovia Slovanov:</p><p>- 20. storocie: stalin<br>- 21. storocie: putin</p><p><a href="https://bukasovymasiv.gulas.sme.sk/219335/vrahovia-slovanov.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bukasovymasiv.gulas.sme.sk/219</span><span class="invisible">335/vrahovia-slovanov.html</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>In today’s thrilling episode of "Captain Obvious Delivers a Speech," 🎤 Jeff Atwood declares that the American Dream is incomplete without a paycheck for doing nothing. Spoiler alert: He’s joined by Lieutenant Colonel “I’m Also Here” Vindman to discuss how free money will solve all our problems. 🤑✨<br><a href="https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-road-not-taken-is-guaranteed-minimum-income/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.codinghorror.com/the-road</span><span class="invisible">-not-taken-is-guaranteed-minimum-income/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AmericanDream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AmericanDream</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FreeMoney" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FreeMoney</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JeffAtwood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JeffAtwood</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SocialCommentary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SocialCommentary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>"Štátny ústav na kontrolu považuje prezentované názory pána Kotlára za nevedecké, nebezpečné a spôsobilé ohroziť verejné zdravie. Pán Kotlár sa síce stavia do pozície nezaujatého a slobodomyseľného prieskumníka, no v skutočnosti jeho vyjadrenia vedú k šíreniu poplašnej správy. </p><p>Martina Štesková, komunikačná špecialistka ŠÚKL"</p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4523648/newsfilter-mam-nepriznanu-vilu-no-a-co-trhnite-si-odkazuje-nam-kalinak/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4523648/newsfilter-</span><span class="invisible">mam-nepriznanu-vilu-no-a-co-trhnite-si-odkazuje-nam-kalinak/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PeterKotl%C3%A1rKlame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PeterKotlárKlame</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Vramci <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> staci aj titulok:</p><p>"Kotlár ohrozuje verejné zdravie, nenechajme sa ním vystrašiť"</p><p>~ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vladim%C3%ADrLeksa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>VladimírLeksa</span></a></p><p>Kto chce aj podrobnejsie, tak:</p><p>🔒<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohrozuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohro</span><span class="invisible">zuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/</span></a><br>🔓<a href="https://dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohrozuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/?cst=43dda29aca50a30c523053bd027da18648576b99bd50ef0829bcf20b87e32b60" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohro</span><span class="invisible">zuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/?cst=43dda29aca50a30c523053bd027da18648576b99bd50ef0829bcf20b87e32b60</span></a></p><p>1/3</p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Wow, breaking news: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a> isn't a fraud! 💰 Who needs a stable investment when you've got the almighty Musk's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/disapproval" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>disapproval</span></a> instead? 😂 Thanks, Captain Obvious, for this earth-shattering revelation! 🙄<br><a href="https://www.publicnotice.co/p/despite-the-hype-doge-hasnt-found" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">publicnotice.co/p/despite-the-</span><span class="invisible">hype-doge-hasnt-found</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>News</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cryptocurrency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Cryptocurrency</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Socialna demokracia je (o.i.) o tom, ze bohati pomahaju chudobnym.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SmerHlasMafia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SmerHlasMafia</span></a> robi opak.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>1/3 A nejak to na tych namestiach nezaznieva, resp. zaznieva, ale nie uplne jasne a vzdy, tak <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CaptainObvious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CaptainObvious</span></a>:</p><p>1) Nikdy nam tu v tomto regione nebo lepsie nez teraz, ked mame (ako taku) slobodu, sme v EU a sme v NATO.<br>2) Fico&amp;co. ide proti slobode, proti EU a proti NATO.<br>3) Ergo ide Fico&amp;co. proti lepsiemu zivotu nas tu v tomto regione, t.j. Fico&amp;co. nam kazia dobry zivot.</p>