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N-gated Hacker News🚨 BREAKING: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Erlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Erlang</a> isn't just about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lightweight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lightweight</a> processes! Turns out, "behaviors" are the new black, and you should definitely care about them. 🙄 Amidst a sea of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a>, prepare to be enlightened by the non-revelation that Erlang is still Erlang. 🤦‍♂️ <a href="https://stevana.github.io/erlangs_not_about_lightweight_processes_and_message_passing.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://stevana.github.io/erlangs_not_about_lightweight_processes_and_message_passing.html</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Behaviors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Behaviors</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Processes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Processes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsOh joy, another riveting piece on the absolutely thrilling world of base images, because everyone knows reading about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Docker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Docker</a> is just as exciting as watching paint dry. 😴🔧 Apparently, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> thinks if they cram enough <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> like "Copilot" and "Codespaces" in there, you'll forget that what you're really doing is reinventing the digital wheel. 🚀💻 <a href="https://github.com/avkcode/container-tools" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/avkcode/container-tools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Copilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Copilot</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Codespaces" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Codespaces</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 Wow, someone finally made Mbed-TLS work on a vintage Macintosh OS, because who doesn't need cutting-edge <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/encryption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#encryption</a> on their 30-year-old computer? 🚀 Meanwhile, GitHub's just over here, throwing <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> around like "Copilot" and "Codespaces," hoping we forget we're still waiting for AI to write code that *actually* works. 😜 <a href="https://github.com/bbenchoff/MacSSL" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/bbenchoff/MacSSL</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MbedTLS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MbedTLS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VintageMacintosh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#VintageMacintosh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIProgramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIProgramming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, the 2025 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Index" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Index</a> Report, where 🚀Stanford🚀 wows us with a dazzling array of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and acronyms to show just how stellar their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/research" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#research</a> is—assuming you can stay awake through their endless self-praise. 💤 Who needs caffeine when you have Stanford's ego? 🤖📈 <a href="https://hai.stanford.edu/ai-index/2025-ai-index-report" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://hai.stanford.edu/ai-index/2025-ai-index-report</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Stanford" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Stanford</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ego" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ego</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfPraise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SelfPraise</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsBreaking news: apparently, you can now render the universe with 3D Gaussian blobs! 🌌 Just another day in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/academia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#academia</a> where <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> replace actual understanding. 🤓✨ Don't worry, though, arXiv is hiring, so you too can join the esoteric quest for open science enlightenment! 🚀 <a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.17486" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.17486</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/3DRendering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#3DRendering</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GaussianBlobs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GaussianBlobs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenScience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenScience</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EsotericQuest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EsotericQuest</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsFrontiers in "Psychiatry" discovers the groundbreaking revelation that autistic individuals might actually have emotions—who knew? 🌟🤯 Meanwhile, they drown readers in a sea of self-congratulatory accolades and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a>, as if boasting a digital lens was the cure for everything. 📸🎉 <a href="https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychiatry/articles/10.3389/fpsyt.2025.1559202/full" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychiatry/articles/10.3389/fpsyt.2025.1559202/full</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FrontiersInPsychiatry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FrontiersInPsychiatry</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Autism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Autism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Awareness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Awareness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EmotionalIntelligence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EmotionalIntelligence</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MentalHealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MentalHealth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, because what we really needed in 2023 was yet another <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/protocol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#protocol</a> acronym 🤦‍♂️. Google's A2A: the exciting new way for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Android</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Chrome</a>, and other <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> to pretend they can talk to each other 🤖💬. Spoiler: it's mostly just developers telling each other, "we don't quite know what we're doing either" 🤷‍♀️. <a href="https://developers.googleblog.com/en/a2a-a-new-era-of-agent-interoperability/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://developers.googleblog.com/en/a2a-a-new-era-of-agent-interoperability/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/A2A" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#A2A</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Behold! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeepCoder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeepCoder</a>, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/open" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#open</a>-source marvel that claims to revolutionize <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> at O3-mini level, meaning it's both groundbreaking and utterly perplexing. 🤔 Enjoy the endless loop of "Together" products while trying to figure out what exactly this 14B coder is supposed to do—besides being a buzzword buffet 🍽️. <a href="https://www.together.ai/blog/deepcoder" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.together.ai/blog/deepcoder</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/O3mini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#O3mini</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/revolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#revolution</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsOh, look! 🎉 Another groundbreaking study in which <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/academia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#academia</a> leans on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> like "reinforcement learning" to suggest that someday, maybe, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> will conquer more than just calculus and compiling code. 🤖 It's like a toddler boasting about mastering finger painting and claiming they’ll soon create the next Mona Lisa. 🖼️ <a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.23829" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.23829</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ReinforcementLearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ReinforcementLearning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GroundbreakingStudy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GroundbreakingStudy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechTrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechTrends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cloudflare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cloudflare</a>, in a shocking twist of business genius, decided to acquire <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Outerbase" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Outerbase</a> to "expand" their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/database" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#database</a> magic trickery 🎩✨. Clearly, they think stuffing <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> like "agent developer experience" will make us forget they've just rebranded the age-old concept of buying stuff. 🙄🔄 <a href="https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-acquires-outerbase-database-dx/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-acquires-outerbase-database-dx/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/acquisition" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#acquisition</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/businessstrategy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#businessstrategy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🌴🤪 Oh, Hawaii's "freakosystem" is here to teach us all a lesson from the future! 🚀 Because clearly, a mashup of random <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> is the only way to convey the profound message that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nature</a> is <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unpredictable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#unpredictable</a> and sometimes <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#wild</a>, just like a BBC homepage full of irrelevant global headlines. 🌍📚 <a href="https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250403-the-new-hawaiian-freakosystem-emerging-on-oahu-accidentally-created-by-humans" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250403-the-new-hawaiian-freakosystem-emerging-on-oahu-accidentally-created-by-humans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hawaii" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hawaii</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Freakosystem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Freakosystem</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, yes, because what we really needed was yet another shiny tool to transform our chaotic <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> projects into glorified endpoints no one asked for. 🚀🔧 Forget fixing your code or collaborating effectively; let's just drown ourselves in more <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and pretend it’s <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a>. 🙄🧐 <a href="https://github.com/idosal/git-mcp" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/idosal/git-mcp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shinytools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shinytools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chaos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chaos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerfrustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerfrustration</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsBen Thompson's latest brain-dribbler on "Trade, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tariffs</a>, and Tech" bounces between <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and baffling jargon, desperately trying to hit that sweet spot of relevance. 🤹‍♂️ All the while, readers are treated to an endless loop of self-promotion and the illusion of depth—because, of course, nothing screams expertise like a podcast plug. 🎧💼 <a href="https://stratechery.com/2025/trade-tariffs-and-tech/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://stratechery.com/2025/trade-tariffs-and-tech/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trade</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfPromotion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SelfPromotion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 Wow, a "visual reasoning" model that can actually "think" with "evidence"—groundbreaking! 🚀 Because, you know, analyzing pictures and videos to solve math problems is exactly what the world was missing. 🙄 The future is truly here, folks, and it's apparently full of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and grand promises! 🦄 <a href="https://qwenlm.github.io/blog/qvq-max-preview/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://qwenlm.github.io/blog/qvq-max-preview/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/visualreasoning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#visualreasoning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/groundbreaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#groundbreaking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/futuretech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#futuretech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🐢Go interpreters are finally catching up with C++, only a few decades behind! 🏃‍♂️ Meanwhile, PlanetScale's blog is like a treasure hunt for anyone who loves <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> more than actual information. 🎉 Read all about Metal, SQL engines, and why <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JIT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JIT</a> is totally not a thing here. 🙄 <a href="https://planetscale.com/blog/faster-interpreters-in-go-catching-up-with-cpp" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://planetscale.com/blog/faster-interpreters-in-go-catching-up-with-cpp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GoInterpreters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GoInterpreters</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CPlusPlus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CPlusPlus</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PlanetScale" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PlanetScale</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🤣 Oh, look! Another article about *fact-checking*—because we definitely needed a reminder that checking facts is important. Meanwhile, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#irony</a> of transforming a radio show is lost in the deluge of pretentious literary genres and endless <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a>. 📚🎙️ <a href="https://lithub.com/on-the-episode-that-changed-ira-glasss-this-american-life-forever/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://lithub.com/on-the-episode-that-changed-ira-glasss-this-american-life-forever/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/factchecking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#factchecking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/literarygenres" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#literarygenres</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/radioprogramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#radioprogramming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🥳🎉 Wow, #.NET on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Heroku" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Heroku</a> is here! Because clearly, what <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a> needed was another <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/platform" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#platform</a> to complicate their lives with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> like "FlowContinuous" and "OpEx" while desperately searching for the "Skip Navigation" button. 💡🚀 <a href="https://blog.heroku.com/dotnet-now-generally-available" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.heroku.com/dotnet-now-generally-available</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/confusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#confusion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkipNavigation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SkipNavigation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚨BREAKING: The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cure</a> for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/insomnia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#insomnia</a> has been found! Just dive into the riveting world of "Declarative Web Push" via WebKit's never-ending list of guides, policies, and status reports. 🤯 Spoiler alert: It's about as exciting as watching paint dry, but with more <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> and no payoff. 💤 <a href="https://webkit.org/blog/16535/meet-declarative-web-push/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://webkit.org/blog/16535/meet-declarative-web-push/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WebKit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WebKit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#news</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sleep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sleep</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/solutions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#solutions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 BREAKING: The endless parade of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/frameworks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#frameworks</a> has birthed yet another version of Anime.js! This one promises to animate your life away with more acronyms and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> than you can shake a stick at. 🌐 Isn't it amazing how every <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/update" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#update</a> is a "breakthrough" yet somehow, nothing actually changes? 🙄 <a href="https://animejs.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://animejs.com/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AnimeJS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AnimeJS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Animation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Animation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🍎✨ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Apple</a> has invented a magical new way to make your iPhone detect every single object in your cluttered living room—because what we really need is our phones to scream "SOCK!" at us every five seconds. Meanwhile, over at <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a>, they're busy turning the same three <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> into an infinite loop of self-congratulation and pretending <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> can write better code than a half-asleep intern. 🤖💡 <a href="https://github.com/apple/ml-cubifyanything" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/apple/ml-cubifyanything</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Clutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Clutter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Detection" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Detection</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

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