-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@randahl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OldWhiteFuckers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OldWhiteFuckers</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a> are kinda slow. They don't think too quick most of the time. No need to think quick in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a> cuz' nothing happens in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a>. Those <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HickABillyBoonHucks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HickABillyBoonHucks</span></a> jus' <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FidgetWithTheirGuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FidgetWithTheirGuns</span></a>, eat <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BeansNSpuds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BeansNSpuds</span></a> drink Whiskey, and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MagicSkyDaddy</span></a> and a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Biology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chemistry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chemistry</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YupThatsWyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YupThatsWyoming</span></a> <a href="https://youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=shared" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=s</span><span class="invisible">hared</span></a></p>
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-0--1-<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaintLuigi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SaintLuigi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PatronSaintOfCEOs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PatronSaintOfCEOs</span></a> protect <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PopeFrancis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PopeFrancis</span></a> from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChokingOnHisOwnVomit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChokingOnHisOwnVomit</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SuffocatingToDeath" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SuffocatingToDeath</span></a> and meeting the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HearOurSelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HearOurSelfishWhispers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Amen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Amen</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaintLuigi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SaintLuigi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PatronSaintOfCEOs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PatronSaintOfCEOs</span></a> protect @TomCottonAR<br> and @SarahHuckabee from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpontaneousHumanCombustion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpontaneousHumanCombustion</span></a> and being accidentally <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShankedInTheNeckWithWhittledToothbrushes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShankedInTheNeckWithWhittledToothbrushes</span></a> in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CongressionalCloakRoom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CongressionalCloakRoom</span></a>, In <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>'s name we <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Amen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Amen</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p>We <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chemistry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chemistry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Biology</span></a> & <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>. In <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>'s name <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WePray" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WePray</span></a>. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Amen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Amen</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p>I want all those <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RedState" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RedState</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MAGATS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGATS</span></a> who have family with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PediatricCancer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PediatricCancer</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GeriatricCancer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GeriatricCancer</span></a> to watch their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Children" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Children</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Family" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Family</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Suffer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Suffer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wither" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Wither</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Die" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Die</span></a> while they <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MagicSkyDaddy</span></a><br><a href="https://www.science.org/content/article/ax-falls-elite-group-ph-d-s-training-lead-u-s-public-health-labs" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">science.org/content/article/ax</span><span class="invisible">-falls-elite-group-ph-d-s-training-lead-u-s-public-health-labs</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p>I've heard <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DrinkingBleach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DrinkingBleach</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whispering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whispering</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> helps. Give that a try.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Guillotine_Jones" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Guillotine_Jones</span></a></span> Every time I encounter people with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddBeliefs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OddBeliefs</span></a> I remind myself that there are <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BillionsOfPeople" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BillionsOfPeople</span></a> who <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/beLIEve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>beLIEve</span></a> in some flavor of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MagicSkyDaddy</span></a>, Maybe a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>. They <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BendTheLaws" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BendTheLaws</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chemistry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chemistry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Biology</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Grant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Grant</span></a> their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>. That chain of thought grounds me to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Reality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Reality</span></a> and the idea is not as <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CrazyAsIThought" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CrazyAsIThought</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@ridicol" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>ridicol</span></a></span> Every time I encounter people who are <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfDelusional" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfDelusional</span></a> I have to remind myself that there are billions of people who believe in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> and a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>. They <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> and then I understand the scope of the problem.</p>
-0--1-<p>Every time I encounter an event in my life that got me to where I am today and that I am thankful for, I say, "Thank you, ______, for doing what you did." I think more people should practice this rather than <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to an imaginary <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> or a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>.</p>
-0--1-<p>Every time I consider <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/magatmentality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>magatmentality</span></a> I remind myself that there are MILLIONS of people who <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/beLIEve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>beLIEve</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicalSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MagicalSkyDaddy</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HistoPol" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>HistoPol</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@SteveBologna" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>SteveBologna</span></a></span> The irony is that MANY of my family are MAGATs. I have told my little sister to take me out of her phone and never call me again--she beLIEves in Jesus and guns. If you already <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> and a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>, to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> it's trivial to believe anything <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tRump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tRump</span></a> says is the truth. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnBata" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JohnBata</span></a> print.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.party/@KikoKate" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>KikoKate</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.ai/@antonioserrata" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>antonioserrata</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.party/@lednabwm" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>lednabwm</span></a></span> Hey, if someone already <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/beLIEve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>beLIEve</span></a> s in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and whispers <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>, it's trivial to beLIEve Trump was fomenting an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Insurrection" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Insurrection</span></a> for the good of the country.</p>
-0--1-<p>Every time I see comments that should seem outrageous, I have to remind myself that millions of people <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Skydaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Skydaddy</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>--and it's been happening for thousands of years, and they pay 10% of what they earn to keep their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfDelusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfDelusion</span></a> going.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.ai/@rbreich" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>rbreich</span></a></span> Every time I see these comments that should seem outrageous, I have to remind myself that millions of people <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Skydaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Skydaddy</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>--and it's been happening for thousands of years, and they pay 10% of what they earn to keep their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfDelusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfDelusion</span></a> going.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@DavidNielsen" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>DavidNielsen</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> Having grown up in Evangelical Alcoholic Squalor, I remind myself that there are millions who BELIEVE in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>, and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a>. Twisting beliefs into whispering <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> is normal and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Heretic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Heretic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Atheists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Atheists</span></a> like me are going to burn. My husband is driving the bus to hell. I am serving cocktails. Will you make the play list?</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@NovemberMan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>NovemberMan</span></a></span> I assure you, if he already believes in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a>, a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>, and whispers <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant his <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> he believes in Noah's Ark, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Christofascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Christofascist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mythology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mythology</span></a> and a multiple <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fellon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fellon</span></a> can be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/POTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://libranet.de/profile/starbreaker" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>starbreaker</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>lowqualityfacts</span></a></span> , I assure you, if he already believes in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a>, a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>, and whispers <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant his <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> he believes in Noah's Ark, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Christofascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Christofascist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mythology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mythology</span></a> and a multiple <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fellon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fellon</span></a> can be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/POTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@uspolitics" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>uspolitics</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpeakerMikeJohnson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakerMikeJohnson</span></a>,there is a reason you were chosen as speaker. You are immature, haven't grown up, and can be used like a tool. Anyone who believes in an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a>, believes in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>, and whispers <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of probability and physics to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> can believe in anything: Trump and a fabricated lost election to remain in power.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> Sadly, I am reminded that if you already <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> you can even believe in ANYTHING, even Trump</p>
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