N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Another day, another <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaceX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpaceX</span></a> alphabet soup of acronyms and jargon, desperately trying to sound like a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NASA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NASA</span></a> mission instead of a glorified Uber ride back to Earth. 🌍 But fear not, because we all know the true highlight was the epic "Trunk Jettison"—a move as suspenseful as watching paint dry in zero gravity. 😂<br><a href="https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=crew-9-return" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">spacex.com/launches/mission/?m</span><span class="invisible">issionId=crew-9-return</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrunkJettison" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TrunkJettison</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RocketScience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RocketScience</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>