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#showerthoughts

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SnausagesinaBlanket<p><strong>Haribo gummies are so hard you can use them instead of rubber bullets.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28382778" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28382778</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Clinicallydepressedpoochie<p><strong>Instead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28380987" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28380987</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
SomeGuyNamedDave<p><strong>RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/61648435" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/61648435</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Meadow<p><strong>There's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets small</strong></p> <p><a href="https://ragu.meadow.cafe/post/17914" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ragu.meadow.cafe/post/17914</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
IninewCrow<p><strong>There's no such thing as a wrong number any more</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/42470907" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/42470907</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
over_clox<p><strong>A mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28366776" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28366776</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
yarr<p><strong>Every time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://feddit.nl/post/32428613" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">feddit.nl/post/32428613</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
yarr<p><strong>If every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://feddit.nl/post/32428509" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">feddit.nl/post/32428509</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
NONE<p><strong>Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28361868" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28361868</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє<p><strong>Unlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/32830104" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.sdf.org/post/32830104</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Hemingways_Shotgun<p><strong>Maybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled by in time to complete the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/42411870" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/42411870</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
LanguageIsCool<p><strong>Cucumbers taste like the white part of watermelons</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28321002" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28321002</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
AbouBenAdhem<p><strong>The fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28319877" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28319877</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Clinicallydepressedpoochie<p><strong>If all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28316211" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28316211</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
kirkoman<p><strong>The plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://sh.itjust.works/post/36213765" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">sh.itjust.works/post/36213765</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Worthess<p><strong>Light switches should be glow in the dark</strong></p> <p><a href="https://discuss.online/post/18543660" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">discuss.online/post/18543660</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
jenni007<p><strong>Who needs a lawn?</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/61471248" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/61471248</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Clinicallydepressedpoochie<p><strong>Every day reading the news makes me feel like I'm Adam de la Peña from the 2003 scomedy central show, I'm with Busey.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28285814" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28285814</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
TachyonTele<p><strong>Why walk, when you can ride?</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/61468135" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/61468135</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ChilledPeppers<p><strong>Every time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/28283459" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/28283459</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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