Josh Wells<p>Flying @united<br> for <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/SAA2023" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SAA2023</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/SAA2023Portland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SAA2023Portland</span></a> has resulted in inevitable betrayal. Previous years included plenty of lost luggage, or being forced to drive home. Today my flight is delayed 11 hours and it's approaching midnight in PDX. What should I do?</p>