Hello from the #alamo #wasteland! #prepare, wastelanders! The #redmoon is rising, so, lock your doors and pound nails into your bats, and prepare for the #undeadhorde! These #redmoonies will gladly #consume you!
John may have a #longmustache, but it won’t matter as long as the #chairisagainstthewall! Tune yourselves to #freehuman radio!