Forget secret labs and jungles, the zombie virus is going to start in a kindergarden. We never stood a chance.
@TarkabarkaHolgy Suddenly the first act of Zach Snyder's Dawn of the Dead remake makes so much more sense!
@TarkabarkaHolgy seeing my parent friends spend half of the first 8 years of their kids’ lives sick makes me want to start an indoor air quality campaign at the local school
@susannah it's not really the air quality when the kids in daycare are licking each other 
@TarkabarkaHolgy That brings to mind the 2019 movie Little Monsters xD