#ToddlerDnD
Spells I would like to learn:
Dress Toddler: cantrip that replaces Pajamas with Outside Clothes instantly
Clean Sidewalk: Prestidgitation for the meltdown area, including soundproofing
Find Toy: the one that is immediately needed at bedtime even though we have not played with it for months
Remove the Ew: makes all the "ew" bits disappear from the plate of food (e.g. the shredded cheese from the spaghetti)
Sleep
@TarkabarkaHolgy Remove the Ew 
Most useful!
@TarkabarkaHolgy I saw someone describe trying to dress a toddler as like trying to stuff an octopus into a carrier bag so I feel your pain
Cure Non-Existent Wound
Restore Friendship
Endure Queue
Summon Preferred Brand
@TarkabarkaHolgy Tensor's Floating Disk just works as is, entirely covered in discarded coats.
@TarkabarkaHolgy I think simply "charm person" would go a long way