"I encountered a new legendary weapon... it deals 10d10 acid damage, 5d8 emotional damage to both wielder and victim, temporarily lowers your Wisdom, flays your mind, and transforms a Small creature into a Shrieking Terror."
"Holy hell, what is it called?"
"NASAL SPRAY"
@TarkabarkaHolgy My gods, between that and ear medicine.
@Kahumahu right now it's nose and eye drops over here 
@TarkabarkaHolgy I won't lie, I still struggle heavily with eye-drops to this day, lol.
@TarkabarkaHolgy still better than the orrszi porszi. I don't know how Hungary came up with the idea of VACUUMING A SCREAMING CHILD'S NOSTRILS.
I have PTSD as a parent.
@riffraff @TarkabarkaHolgy is that at all like the snot sucker I grew up with in America? (Or is it somehow more terrifying?)
@ElizaRose @riffraff you literally attach a tube to your vacuum cleaner and put it in the kid's nose :D
@TarkabarkaHolgy @riffraff that is much worse and I am fascinated (and very grateful we just used a suction bulb).
@Virginicus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH