Having a toddler is like having That Dude join your #DnD party.
"The innkeeper hands you a cup of his finest wine."
"What color is the cup?"
"Blue."
"I RAGE."
"The Wizard is casting Sleep. You immediately fall asleep."
"No I don't."
"You have the lowest HP in the party."
"I'M IMMUNE, B***ES!"
"It's a Gelatinous Cube."
"I lick it."
"It's very dangerous!"
"I'm already licking it."
@TarkabarkaHolgy given the hilariousness of the post I was sad to find nothing else tagged with #ToddlerDnD
@SamDuede there should be! 